Sunday, December 14, 2008

So its been a minute as usual but yo life's been really good.....cant say much about what i been doin or where i am but i've decided to grace ur crainiums with the memorandums at hand and learn u a few things to educate you in catorgarizing the female species......it was recently brougth to my attention clearly through the observation of father and son antics related to the relationship Dane Cook shares with his dad in the movie "My best friends Girl" that is considered vulger to rate women from a spectrum of 1-10 being that it is ignorant and degrading, and woman have even caught on to our process of categorizing them and have even attempted to use our own methods against us. With that being said i bring you the female alphabet which will revolutionize the way we as men rate and place the women we chose to surround ourselve in their respective places. With no futher ado i give you
Females from A-Z
ALOMST this is a chik that has everything you need but only one thing is keepin her from being wifey...she almost has the full package
BITCH-bitch, often times we as niggas characterize women as bitches, not every girl is a bitch but that also does not mean there are not any bitches out their keep ur eyes peeled u know one when u see one.
COULD BE- simply means that she has potential to be anything but u do not know her well enough to place her in a category just yet.
DONT- clear and understandble ..........DONT DO IT TO YOURSELF!! she has attachment issues and u dnt need the drama!!!!
EVEN- even if this chick was missing both her legs you'd still hit it....this chick is bad and regardless of what she doesnt have you stil down for the pound.
FUCK YEA- this is dedicated to K-Rocks (earlier post ) , basically every nigga loves a chick thas down her motto is always fuck yea.
GOOD - chick will show you a good time regardless of what you guys choose to do.
HELL NO- similar to DONT except that being seen with this chick will only bring eternal embarrasment.
IGNORANT-ur typical dumb blonde type chick who plays the part to the T.
JUMP OFF-she dnt mind being a booty call and u dnt mind callin the booty hahah!!!!
KICK IT- this female is one of the niggas she can hang and kick it anytime and wont make things uncomfortable..
LOVEY DOVEY-she aint wifey but she hold it down like she thought she was.
MONEY HUNGRY-she wants ur money!! niggas beware they arent always easy to spot and sometimes do it under the radar
NOW- this girl is a bigger freak than you and she always want some NOW!!!!!
OOPS!!-u hit this chick and u know it was a mistake....dnt do it again.
PLEASE GIVE ME MORE- she type chick no how to put it on a nigga so u stay askin for more cant leave the chick alone
QUIT TRIPPEN-this chick always got drama and she love bringing it around.
RESPECT- shorty respects her self..some say she a holy roler but u still interested to see how far she will go.
SAFETY-type chick that u would use to play it safe, she aint cute but she look the best out of the bunch.
TIME RAPER-someone in need of some serious attention and will rape ur time any chance she getsss!!
UGULY-the girl is ugly but that dnt mean u wont beat. does it?
VUNERABLE-she just got out of a bad relationship and is lookin for the replacement..she will take anything and then complain about everything
WHAT THE F***- basically meaning dnt blame me i was drunk or it was just one of them nights and i was not thinking correctly. lol
XTREME-girl is wild as shit and cannot be controlled or tamed. you never know what she will do next.
YEP I SMASHED- this is a girl u bragg to all ya nigga that u smashed and u aint ashamed to tell the world.
ZORO-she the type chick you tell her to keep her mask on and u only call when a nigga is in distress. she's a penis savor one dick at a time.
LETS MAKE IT WORK!!!
stay eazy....1 The Third

2 comments:

GeeBose said...

yoooooooooooooooooo...i must agree wit the list...u are a genius...do u have zorro? lol..i kinda want one...lol jkjk

MrBrown said...

YOU HAVE ONE KIKI LMAOOOOOOO.... AWWW MAN